title a boy and his snake (who was not really a snake at all), 2
rating pg (will rise?)
words 2765
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary AU. Lots of stories begin with 'Once upon a time,' but what follows isn't always a tall tale of adventure.

One, In which Albus finds a new home and Scorpius invites him to bed.

( Two, In which there is a maze, a Prince, and a boy who would be. )

title after the game, under the bleachers.
rating pg-13
words 730
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary Scorpius was sure he was good at two things: riding a broomstick and, well, you know. Quickie fic. No, not that kind of quickie.

( But maybe that kind of quickie, too. )

title a boy and his snake (who was not really a snake at all)
rating pg (will rise)
words ~2700
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary AU. Lots of stories begin with 'Once upon a time,' but what follows isn't always a tall tale of adventure.

( In which Albus finds a new home and Scorpius invites him to bed. )

title hold still
rating pg-13
words ~7,000
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Lily Potter. Draco and Astoria Malfoy.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary He dangles the keys in front of Al's face again. "And I know you've been dying to get on my motorcycle again, so don't even try to hide that you're excited." (previously: keep up and steady on).

( Because a lot of the time, the line between friendship and love is really, really thin. )

title steady on
rating pg-13
words 2280
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Lily Potter. Draco and Astoria Malfoy.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary The first half of Albus and Scorpius' fifth year has passed and it is now winter holidays. Scorpius is having a ball. Albus is decidedly not. (previously: keep up).

( Because, not so deep down, Al really wishes that Lily would just go away. )

title keep up
rating pg
words 5350
people Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Lily Potter.
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary "I'm beating you!" Scorpius yells back over his shoulder. Albus laughs, reaching for the blond boy in front of him.

( Because Scorpius likes it hard, fast, and dangerous. )

*edit: changed a few sentences because Albus is supposed to be in Slytherin...

title Green and Silver, IV
rating PG-13
people Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
warnings Drug use, swearing
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary With their noses nearly touching, Scorpius can see where Al's eyes aren't really green, but hazel.

all parts: 1 2 3 4

( In which Lily won't say it, but feels like a third wheel. )

More of a study of their relationship than an actual fic...

title Blind
rating PG
words 966
people Lorcan and Lysander Scamander
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary Lorcan tries not to wrench his hand out of his twin's grasp to fiddle with the yellow tie bound against his eyelids.

( Lorcan realizes something about their relationship. )

Claim from 10_quotes.

[Harry Potter] Albus Poter/Scorpius Malfoy

01.	Citizen Kane (1941) "I always gagged on the silver spoon."
02.	City Lights (1931) "Be careful how you're driving." - "Am I driving?"
03.	On the Waterfront (1954) "Shouldn't everybody care about everybody else?" - "Boy, what a fruitcake you are!"
04.	Some Like It Hot (1959) "He's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle!"
05.	The Sound of Music (1965) "I wonder what grass tastes like."
06.	The Sound of Music (1965)) "I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them."
07.	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) "Indy, why does the floor move?" - "Give me your torch!... Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."
08.	A Clockwork Orange (1971) "Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"
09.	Titanic (1997) "That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off."
10.	Toy Story (1995) "I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet." - "Oh. Well, that's good." - "But we're not on my planet, are we?"

Claim from 100quills

[Harry Potter] The Scamander Twins, Lorcan and Lysander

01.	Blind.	02.	Need.	03.	Gold.	04.	Foreign.	05.	Refusal.
06.	Impromptu.	07.	Chains.	08.	Miracle.	09.	Justice.	10.	Soft.
11.	Water.	12.	Choices.	13.	Sliver.	14.	Enemies.	15.	Head.
16.	Farewells.	17.	Overturn.	18.	Horizon.	19.	Red.	20.	Snow.
21.	Children.	22.	Blur.	23.	Invisible.	24.	Missing.	25.	Flattery.
26.	Miscommunication.	27.	Wind.	28.	Irritation.	29.	Why?	30.	Protocol.
31.	His.	32.	Club.	33.	Breathing.	34.	Wings.	35.	Thief.
36.	Tense.	37.	Sunshine.	38.	Smoke.	39.	Passion.	40.	Dirty.
41.	Awake.	42.	Ghost.	43.	Rumor.	44.	Mirror.	45.	Eclipse.
46.	Impossible.	47.	Seek.	48.	Image.	49.	Welcome.	50.	Wisdom.

title Green and Silver, III
rating PG-13
people Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
warnings Drug use, swearing
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary I'm going to try to be as objective as possible, but considering that one of them is my brother, it's going to be difficult. Albus has always been a bit dim. And Scorpius? Well, he's gorgeous, isn't he?

all parts: 1 2 3 4

( In which Lily lets one fly. )

Prompt 26, "I can be like you" from this table. Will continue with third part eventually.

title Green and Silver, II
rating PG-13
people Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
warnings Drug use
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary Sometimes, I wonder if I was predestined to be Sorted into Slytherin. I am named after two men -- three men, really, but since Potter is my last name by default, I feel it doesn't really count. One man, my father loved and revered for most of his adolescent life; the other, my father loathed.

all parts:
1 2 3 4

( In which Albus holds a grudge. )

Thought I might as well post this before I go off to Canada for the weekend.

Prompt 11, "Thought I needed this" from this table. Will continue with second part eventually (using Prompt 12, "I'm drunk").

title Green and Silver, I
rating PG-13
people Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
warnings Drug use
disclaimer Don't own the characters.
summary Take a knife and peel away my skin, like you would an apple, round and round and round, all in one long piece. What do you find?

all parts:
1 2 3 4

( In which Scorpius seeks perfection and Albus provides it. )

from un_love_you, focusing on the relationship between Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy in the Harry Potter series.

01.	You were right about me.	02.	I was wrong about you.	03.	This cancels out the hurt.
04.	I need to want you.	05.	You can be like me.	06.	I want to need you.
07.	Prove it.	08.	I'm cruel.	09.	Always wondered what this'd be like.
10.	I'm broken.	11.	Thought I needed this.	12.	I'm drunk.
13.	I want to hurt you.	14.	I'm awake and you're breathing.	15.	This is my desperation in action.
16.	I want to break you.	17.	Wish I didn't love you.	18.	I pity you.
19.	This isn't about you at all.	20.	I hate you, you bitch.	21.	You'll do.
22.	I hate myself.	23.	You remind me of me.	24.	I want you to hate me.
25.	You remind me of someone.	26.	I can be like you.	27.	Author's Choice.
28.	Author's Choice.	29.	Author's Choice.	30.	Author's Choice.

I wrote fic! It's been forever. Title comes from a prompt at un_love_you. They've got a claim table that I'm considering. Hm.

title Always wondered what this'd be like.
rating pg
people Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
summary Scorpius always glances away first.


( in which Scorpius is confused and Albus is not )

don't really ever do fic recs, but i liked this one and it popped my draco/astoria fanfic cherry :)

Title: lovers draped in flowers
Author: soidistant
Length/Word Count: 5,787
Pairing: Draco/Astoria
Rating: PG
Author's summary: There are no stars the night Astoria turns twenty-one.

It's a quiet sort of fic that is about the beginning of Draco and Astoria's relationship.

also, amusing .gif that my brother found:

KAME-HAME-HA!


or here, if you can't see it.

going on a cruise to the bahamas! :D

Just watched the new Transformers movie!!!! It was pretty fuckin' awesome. I will be thinking about fast cars and Shia LaBeouf all night. :D

it's approaching five in the morning but this was probably the best night i've ever had in.

first of all, there was wine.

second of all, ilya and maggie came over. then B-mac. then andrew (visiting from TN wtf!). then dimitry the RA scolded us for being too loud. then he came over after telling us to hide our wine and played jazz music for us that he had arranged and would be playing at The Blue Note. then dimitry ordered us pizza and put it on the hall tab and said he would write the pizza up as an event hosted by him for cultural development or something.

then dimitry left and we could get out the alcohol again.

and it was awesome. just lots of maggie being ridiculous and funny and loving, and ilya being awkward and a little loud and a little lingering, and B-mac being sarcastic, and rachel being boy-crazy and feminist, and victoria shouting over lord of the rings.

i love chill nights like this.

who has twitter?

also, should be studying for midterm tomorrow on cognitive neuroscience. what am i doing? not studying. caught in the riptide that is the internet. bah.